Mar. 1st, 2012

summersdream: (cranky)
DANCE MOMS IS MY CRACK.
What is Dance Moms? It's this stupid reality tv show wherein a loudmouth dance teacher deals with her very talented pupils and teaching them to be 'employable, professional' dancers (no really, she's actually good at making dancers who can go get jobs dancing with their clothes on or get paid a lot to take them off as opposed to yknow strippercize)... but mostly it's about her and the pupils' horrific harpy mothers. Okay, so only a couple are horrific harpies, but damn do they take the cakes. All the cakes. Even your cake. Because they can.

And it's like watching a fucked up, amp'ed up version of my childhood for an hour a week, so of course I watch it. It's fun to watch the kids learn and perform and get better (or in a couple instances, worse). And there's a 'rival studio' and it's all pure ridiculous #firstworldproblems and I adore it.


Plus, the only scripted shows I like that are new at the moment are Being Human (US), and Once Upon a Time. I gave up on Alcatraz and Grimm just kept losing me even though I really, really wanted to like it. I <3 Once Upon a Time.


BRIDESMAIDS
I hated this movie. Despised, loathed and disdained will also describe my feelings. UGH. Melissa McCarthy was the only good or fun thing about it and the rest of it I just hated. I hate the main character, none of it was funny and the only good point was when Melissa's character came over with her 6 party favor puppies and bitched out the main girl for being an idiot. Other than that, all of it can just be burned in the nearest nuclear reaction accident and I'll be happy.


In other news...
Been super sick for a couple weeks but I'm finally able to sit up and not throw up every piece of solid food so huzzah for modern medicine? I don't even know. Anyway, that happened.


Here, go ride space-unicorns with JFK.
summersdream: (martell)
http://scott-lynch.livejournal.com/269876.html#t3852852

I REMEMBER THIS EPISODE! BIG BIRD ARGUES WITH OSIRIS! THE SOULS OF CHILDREN AND CATS ARE AT STAKE!

I also am 100% sure my mother's fixation on all things Egyptian, especially their mythology and mysticism has something to do with why I ever saw this, but I only remember that I did see it. Cause I remember James Mason as the Demon and the little boy and his cat being sad about being stuck here for 4,000 years.

Children's television needs more riddling demons and cranky ancient gods. I'm just saying.

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