We have tv!!

We have tv we have tv we have tv!! And good internet! But mostly: TV!!!!

More importantly, HBO. Because... omg. APRIL, y'all. APRIL.

Game. Of. Thrones.

Yeah, I am that obnoxiously fangirly. I totally got HBO just for that.

But, also, I can now watch tv shows just cause they're on. And CNN. And BBC. Oh, random news playing in the background, how I have missed thee.

Little Mermaid pr0n. Oh, interwebz...

weepingcock, how I have missed thee.
 
I'm never watching Little Mermaid again. (material is nsfw. or for sanity, tbh)

I mean, I'm pretty sure this was written by a troll and Babelfish cooperating, but... "Holy mother of god, Triton's flacid dick is full of sea sponges" may be some kind of new phrase... I'm not sure...