Little Mermaid pr0n. Oh, interwebz...

[summersdream]

weepingcock, how I have missed thee.
 
I'm never watching Little Mermaid again. (material is nsfw. or for sanity, tbh)

I mean, I'm pretty sure this was written by a troll and Babelfish cooperating, but... "Holy mother of god, Triton's flacid dick is full of sea sponges" may be some kind of new phrase... I'm not sure...

Comments

[jamieofavalon.livejournal.com]

why did I click that link? Why?.. I must damage my friends lists.. here and on facebook!!

[echotiarra.livejournal.com]

Ah, rule 34 strikes again.

Btw...did you hear that Martin is releasing Dance with Dragons this year? Is it sad that I already reordered my copy?

[summersdream.livejournal.com]

YES. OMFG. I have his website up and I keep staring at the countdown. Plz don't tell anyone. >.>

I already preordered mine, so... I guess we're sad together? :P

[dwg.livejournal.com]

Little Mermaid porn never stops being cracked out trauma D:

[summersdream.livejournal.com]

Really, any Disney-inspired porn. I'm never going to be able to look at Raja and Jasmine the same again... ever.

Also, who decided Triton and Ursela were married??! Bitter exes maybe. I could see that... but married?

[obislollipop.livejournal.com]

bleh, ursula is his sister, it says so in the novelization (how much do you love me for knowing that...)

and I have boycotted disney porn since a particularly bad peter pan/tink fic...bleh. if you've ever seen any of the art that sometimes circulates around, you'd be even more traumatized. it's...a bloody train wreck. and everyone is always SMILING with those creepy disney smiles! it's like they're going to bust out into an orgasmic musical number!

trust me. as bad as fic like that is, there's nothing like accidentally seeing it in vivid color.

fic like that should factor into our world takeover.