Little Mermaid pr0n. Oh, interwebz...

[summersdream]

weepingcock, how I have missed thee.
 
I'm never watching Little Mermaid again. (material is nsfw. or for sanity, tbh)

I mean, I'm pretty sure this was written by a troll and Babelfish cooperating, but... "Holy mother of god, Triton's flacid dick is full of sea sponges" may be some kind of new phrase... I'm not sure...

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[dwg.livejournal.com]

Little Mermaid porn never stops being cracked out trauma D:

[summersdream.livejournal.com]

Really, any Disney-inspired porn. I'm never going to be able to look at Raja and Jasmine the same again... ever.

Also, who decided Triton and Ursela were married??! Bitter exes maybe. I could see that... but married?