another summer dream

Okay I find it awesome the Skins cast keeps finding its way to Westeros but it is REALLY distracting me that Gilly is Cassie and I want to know if Gilly has eating disorders and if she will will go "Wow" or "Lovely" a lot and get totally trashed and maybe not eat for three days so she can be really cute for Sam and/or Jon and then Gendry will finally get to the wall to be like "Hey everybody lets get drunk YEY!" 

I really, really wand Kaya Scodelario/Effie to be a Sand Snake. This entire Skins:Westeros is in my head like a bad crossover fanfic at this point. I'm just saying. TONY SHOULD BE AURANE WATERS AND POSSIBLY DAARIO. Jai will be a new Bloodrider, and the twins can be whoever, and-- I'll stop. I'm still advocating Effie for a Sand Snake though.

But Tony! He was in Clash of the Titans (with Effie, srsly do not think I didn't notice), and he's Beast so why can't he show up too? Please, HBO? 



Anyway... Robb and his actor need to be less awesome. I'm never going to be over the fact he and Renly are texting about how Renly is fantasizing about Robb, etc.


And I also (secretly) think that Melisandre's actress might have been way more awesome as Cersei than Lena Headey. /Blasphemy. Seriously though I don't like Lena that much but I do like her Cersei... just still can't quite forget it's Lena I'm looking at.

REASON THIS NEW SEASON IS BETTER: SALLADHOR SAAN.


SALLA IS FLAWFREE AND I WILL LOVE HIM FOREVER.

OH MY GOD THIS BOOK THIS BOOK THIS GOD DAMNED BOOK OMG *flails*

I'm going to flail now and it's going to be spoilery so if you haven't finished don't click or click and don't whine, your pick ok?

( Here There Be Dragons... and CAPSLOCK... and SPOILARS. )

I will not read A Dance with Dragons spoilers.

I will not look at ontd_asoiaf.

I will not peek.

I will not read spoilers.

I... will not... read...

OMG I CAN'T DO THIS FOR TWO WHOLE WEEEEEKS.

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I'm just wondering who the hell he'd be playing... Stannis? Davos? Um... IDK MY BFF JILL?

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warning: there's enough sparkletext rage and gifs to give you a mild case of epilepsy but omg lulz.

Thanks, angerfish, I now have a new internet food addiction: http://innatthecrossroads.com/

Mostly I want fruit tarts.. and tea eggs (SCAdian thing too... mmm, nummy). I would also be interested in clay-baked trout. And Honeyfingers. OMG I WANT THOSE.

Also, I can't filter my friendslist with Firefox. o___O WTF LJ? WTAF?!!!

oh, and I spent today having a hideous asthma attack. So that happened.

I want to make an article for cracked.com: 6 Things They Never Tell You About Severe Asthma Attacks

My GoT name is Catelyn Lannister.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I need more Game of Thrones in my life. Also Borgias.

Sunday tv, why so awesome?? 

I am pissed at NCIS right now. Like that was just not cool, writers.

HOLYOMG VAMPIRE DIARIES??! That wasn't even the season finale, y'all!! And... and... Jenna!  But, more importantly, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON. *SOBS* 


I sort of hate Game of Thrones for making me like Robert Baratheon more. But I do. Except, yknow, that whole... Blackberry Jam thing... I don't even... that's just... THANKS FOR RUINING BREAKFAST, ROBERT.
Also, I think it's clear that Cersei has at some point said that same thing.

Ned Stark, I still hate you. Nope, not even close to over it.

Tyrion, I'd love you more if I wasn't already having visions of oh, idk, season 3 and all that jazz. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME, TYRION? 

Omg Robb Stark, please be less hot, ok? Cause I just.. I can't... ohmygodSeasonThree MAY KILL ME. :(((((( 

GENDRY. DID YOU SEE?? IT WAS GENDRY. OMGGENDRY.

If you hate Dany, you can stfu, cause her actress is FLAWLESS. I don't know if I want to be her or just do bad things with her... but probably both and that's both creepy and awesome, but not NEARLY as creepy as Littlefinger, so... idk. There's that.

Hey, Ned? I still hate you.

JAIME LANNISTER I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH FOR HUMAN COMPREHENSION. PLZ STOP BEING SO AWESOME I CANT DEAL.

And I'm sort of terrified because I love Jaime THIS MUCH, to capslock distraction, y'all, and someday... someday Oberyn Martell will walk onto the screen. And he may show up onscreen at the same time as Jaime and then I'm going to have some kind of fangirl brainsplosion and then I may not ever say anything that makes sense ever again. Like, I accept my fate, I will not survive Season 3 of Game of Thrones. Because you all know what happens then, and all the omg... yeah. My fangirl heart cannot take the idea of watching gorgeous flawless sweet perfection that is Robb be all... and then... and Jaime!! I'm going to be crying like a crazy every ep that season.

ALSO: BORGIAS. FUCKYEAH BORGIAS. Cesare be less unffff and Juan you are a troll and I love you for it and Lucretzia you are too adorable for humanity and Alexander/Rodrigo/Jeremy Irons I can't even handle your epicness and THERE IS A FEAST OF CORPSES IN NAPLES I LOVE YOU NAPLES. YOU INSANE BASTARDS. Also, Princess Sorsha is the mom omg.

Um. So, I'm bored and watching eps and I'm... a fangirl. But y'all know that already. Also: right after GoT they're going to give us True Blood. It's almost enough to make me forget HBO making me wait a fcking year between season... ALMOST.