Thor!! And other stuff.
May. 6th, 2011 11:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
summersdreamWe went to see Thor tonight. I admit it, I adored it. I ate my popcorn and slurped my drink and watched shiny people do shiny things that exploded other things and there were ice giants and rainbow bridges and pretty people and TITUS PULLO OMG and then Anthony Hopkins said things, so really what more does any movie need?
Also, Thor is really yummy. I giggled at some of the stupid jokes, too. Oh, and Natalie Portman was there but no one cared. I'll hand it to her though she actually showed emotion this time. I mean mostly it was "Wow you're hot" at Thor and I don't think any straight human female would be capable of hiding that reaction anyway so mostly she got paid to give the right lines and do what most girls would have been doing anyway, which is say things while quite obviously trying to not think about how much they wanted to lick Thor.
AT least, that would have been what I would have been doing. I mean, not that I am all of Womankind or anything but I'm pretty sure I'm not in a minority on that reaction.
Then again I'm also a girl who would dearly love to do censored things with Daenerys Targaryen. Yes, more than Khal Drogo. I'm sorry, she's hot and I'm straight but... well. I'd be unstraight for that. I mean, if you said I had to choose between a night with Dany or one with Jaime Lannister, that might dissolve me into straight up tears and then I'd flip a coin and... ok no, I'd got with Jaime cause he's snarky and snarky is hot.
Oh, anyway, I was talking about Thor, right? Yeah. Thor was cool. I liked the Frost Giants. And the Rainbow Bridge. Asgard looks awesome and I would totally live in Asgard and hang out with Viking God Pullo (NO idea what his name was but it's Ray Stevenson so like I would give a damn). Weirdly though I was most fascinated by the bridge guardian... Heimdall? I just had to wikipedia that... It also tells me that Ray Stevenson was Volstagg. I'll pretend I was totally listening when the movie told me that.
Also, Thor is really yummy. I giggled at some of the stupid jokes, too. Oh, and Natalie Portman was there but no one cared. I'll hand it to her though she actually showed emotion this time. I mean mostly it was "Wow you're hot" at Thor and I don't think any straight human female would be capable of hiding that reaction anyway so mostly she got paid to give the right lines and do what most girls would have been doing anyway, which is say things while quite obviously trying to not think about how much they wanted to lick Thor.
AT least, that would have been what I would have been doing. I mean, not that I am all of Womankind or anything but I'm pretty sure I'm not in a minority on that reaction.
Then again I'm also a girl who would dearly love to do censored things with Daenerys Targaryen. Yes, more than Khal Drogo. I'm sorry, she's hot and I'm straight but... well. I'd be unstraight for that. I mean, if you said I had to choose between a night with Dany or one with Jaime Lannister, that might dissolve me into straight up tears and then I'd flip a coin and... ok no, I'd got with Jaime cause he's snarky and snarky is hot.
Oh, anyway, I was talking about Thor, right? Yeah. Thor was cool. I liked the Frost Giants. And the Rainbow Bridge. Asgard looks awesome and I would totally live in Asgard and hang out with Viking God Pullo (NO idea what his name was but it's Ray Stevenson so like I would give a damn). Weirdly though I was most fascinated by the bridge guardian... Heimdall? I just had to wikipedia that... It also tells me that Ray Stevenson was Volstagg. I'll pretend I was totally listening when the movie told me that.