La vie stfu

Srsly, Grand Marnier? STOP IT WITH THE COMMERCIALS.

You taste like orange cough syrup and I have not yet had a drink involving you that I didn't want to toss down a drain.

Overpriced. Orange. Cough. Syrup. IS NOT SEXY.

Also the only people who I know that drink Grand Marnier are country club guys whose wives would kill them if they did tequila shots. So just stop it.

In other news, I want to try Whipped Cream vodka SO BAD. I know it's just a marketing ploy and it'll probably be crap but I STILL WANNA FIND OUT!

/my inner alky-snob