GoT Finale
Jun. 5th, 2012 06:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
summersdreamsrry, dw. I forgotted and posted this in lj first out of habit...
1. ROBB CAN DIAF KTHNX. With any luck that can be the epic season finale for next year. >.> SEE CAT THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDNT HAVE LET LYSA BABYSIT HIM THAT ONE TIME. WE TOLD YOU SHE DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD!!
2. DAMN BRIENNE U BADASS U.
3. DAMN DANY.
4. I HATE YOU HBO. WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT UNDYING STUODITY? SHE DIDNT EVEN DESTROY THE BUILDING OR THE ZOMBIE COUNCIL. UGH.
5. Locking Xaro into the sorcerous vault and ransacking his villa helps lessen my fury, but only slightly.
6. OH SANSA.
7. NUUUU JAQEN COME BACK!! A GIRL NEEDS YOU TO IMPROVE THIS FRAKING EPISODE!!
8. MARGAERY OLENNA TYRELL GET YOUR DAMN DRESS ON RIGHT THIS SECOND. WANDERING AROUND THE RED KEEP IN YOUR NEGLIGEE IS GOING TO CATCH U UR DEATH. OMG. GO DIE WITH ROBB.
9. NUUUU LUWIN.
10. Aaand there went Theon. He's going to really be upset when he wakes up in the Dreadfort.
I CANNOT PUT INTO CAPSLOCK MY DISDAIN FOR THAT CRAP UNDYING BULLSHIT. At least the dragons incinerated one warlock, but COME THE FUCK ON, HBO.
Well, at least Ros might have a purpose beyond sexposition now that Varys has signed her. And TV!Shae is making me love her, and I'm going to cry real tears when that goes to hell. Show has even made like Tywin more, against my better judgment... THIS WILL END IN TEARS.
... still pissed off about the Undying. And Robb is brain damaged. And NO RHAEGAR. NO FEAST OF CORPSES. GODDAMNIT HBO I AM HERE FOR FEASTS OF CORPSES AND YOU GIVE ME A GERBER BABY??!
Yes, yes, I can respect their budgetary restrictions. I just don't give a fuck at the moment, because NO RHAEGAR. I WILL BE PRESSED UNTIL WE GET A RHAEGAR FLASHBACK. JUDGE ME IF YOU WANT I DUN CARE.
AND WHILE WE ARE AT IT.
LORD OF THE ZOMBIES??! Are we killing Samwell off now or what? IDGI. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES, SHOW. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE. Those zombies are pretty badass tho. They're way freakier because THEY HAVE AN AGENDA OMFG. Semi-sentient zombies are worse than mindless ones. So the Others are puppeting the dead and THIS COULD BE SO EPIC.
So basically next year I'll be tuning in for Emilia Clarke's decolletage, NCW's swagger, Sansa's total perfection and... meh. I'll just follow the ontd_asoiaf drinking game. If I didn't know they'd gone and cast Ramsay, Reeds, Shireen and Beric, I'd be frothing a lot more about the total mess that was this season. If they put Martells in s4 instead of s3, I'll probably be whining a lot about that though. MARTELLS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER. ESPECIALLY KINGS LANDING.
Seven save us, at this rate it might be better to just let GRRM do all the episodes because since he's never finishing the series anyway he might as well make sure the TV series isn't swinging off to Mars or whatever.
I'm okay with them changing things- the reason I am pressed about the Undying is because ffs they built up to it for what? Four episodes? Nearly half the season, and then it was just... that. BLARGH. Disappointment. And of course, I want Rhaegar and Elia, and I just don't care about Drogo and the Gerber Baby. Though I grant you, "I told the Great Stallion to go fuck himself" was a pretty good line.
And I'm side eying their decisions to take amazing characters and turn them into caricatures- Jaime is zomgbloodthirstyey! Robb has the IQ of Swiss Cheese! Cat doesn't care about anyone but herself! Somehow. Or something. WHY??? WTF ARE YOU PPL THINKING OF? I HATE SHOW ROBB OMFG. *SOBBING AND WAILING* I WANT HIM DEAD ALREADY. I AM GONNA THROW A PARTY FOR THE RED WEDDING. Y'ALL CAN COME OVER AND I WILL HAVE KRAKEN RUM AND DORNISH RED AND LEMON CAKES.
Although, I admit I will totally not complain if the show avoids Meereen entirely. Juuuust saying. I hate Meereen. I am a mercurial fangirl.
Tyrion should've gone to Pentos with Shae. Also... did her coming out with Pentos of all things strike anyone else's ASoIaF conspiracy tuning fork? I wouldn't be shocked if she's been with Illyrio and/or Varys this whole time anyway but that made me think it more strongly.
So. Um. I think that is most of my feels. I'm now looking forward to True Blood because as stupid as True Blood is, I don't ever expect any better of it so I don't mind when its plot is running around like a lunatic v-addict shooting up crystal meth. I complain and then I drink more.
This season of GoT was a mixed up mess. I think this validates their decision to split books into two seasons and maybe to not stick to book==season. It was still fantastic in parts, just then other parts were so pastede in and made of wtf (Ugh brothel scenes. I love hot girls and sex but damn there's such thing as limits, y'all).
OTOH. I'm never going to be tired of Bronn, Tyrion, Arya, Sansa, or Charles Dance snarking at people. So there's that. I'm going to go have a few more drinks. >.>
1. ROBB CAN DIAF KTHNX. With any luck that can be the epic season finale for next year. >.> SEE CAT THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDNT HAVE LET LYSA BABYSIT HIM THAT ONE TIME. WE TOLD YOU SHE DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD!!
2. DAMN BRIENNE U BADASS U.
3. DAMN DANY.
4. I HATE YOU HBO. WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT UNDYING STUODITY? SHE DIDNT EVEN DESTROY THE BUILDING OR THE ZOMBIE COUNCIL. UGH.
5. Locking Xaro into the sorcerous vault and ransacking his villa helps lessen my fury, but only slightly.
6. OH SANSA.
7. NUUUU JAQEN COME BACK!! A GIRL NEEDS YOU TO IMPROVE THIS FRAKING EPISODE!!
8. MARGAERY OLENNA TYRELL GET YOUR DAMN DRESS ON RIGHT THIS SECOND. WANDERING AROUND THE RED KEEP IN YOUR NEGLIGEE IS GOING TO CATCH U UR DEATH. OMG. GO DIE WITH ROBB.
9. NUUUU LUWIN.
10. Aaand there went Theon. He's going to really be upset when he wakes up in the Dreadfort.
I CANNOT PUT INTO CAPSLOCK MY DISDAIN FOR THAT CRAP UNDYING BULLSHIT. At least the dragons incinerated one warlock, but COME THE FUCK ON, HBO.
Well, at least Ros might have a purpose beyond sexposition now that Varys has signed her. And TV!Shae is making me love her, and I'm going to cry real tears when that goes to hell. Show has even made like Tywin more, against my better judgment... THIS WILL END IN TEARS.
... still pissed off about the Undying. And Robb is brain damaged. And NO RHAEGAR. NO FEAST OF CORPSES. GODDAMNIT HBO I AM HERE FOR FEASTS OF CORPSES AND YOU GIVE ME A GERBER BABY??!
Yes, yes, I can respect their budgetary restrictions. I just don't give a fuck at the moment, because NO RHAEGAR. I WILL BE PRESSED UNTIL WE GET A RHAEGAR FLASHBACK. JUDGE ME IF YOU WANT I DUN CARE.
AND WHILE WE ARE AT IT.
LORD OF THE ZOMBIES??! Are we killing Samwell off now or what? IDGI. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES, SHOW. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE. Those zombies are pretty badass tho. They're way freakier because THEY HAVE AN AGENDA OMFG. Semi-sentient zombies are worse than mindless ones. So the Others are puppeting the dead and THIS COULD BE SO EPIC.
So basically next year I'll be tuning in for Emilia Clarke's decolletage, NCW's swagger, Sansa's total perfection and... meh. I'll just follow the ontd_asoiaf drinking game. If I didn't know they'd gone and cast Ramsay, Reeds, Shireen and Beric, I'd be frothing a lot more about the total mess that was this season. If they put Martells in s4 instead of s3, I'll probably be whining a lot about that though. MARTELLS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER. ESPECIALLY KINGS LANDING.
Seven save us, at this rate it might be better to just let GRRM do all the episodes because since he's never finishing the series anyway he might as well make sure the TV series isn't swinging off to Mars or whatever.
I'm okay with them changing things- the reason I am pressed about the Undying is because ffs they built up to it for what? Four episodes? Nearly half the season, and then it was just... that. BLARGH. Disappointment. And of course, I want Rhaegar and Elia, and I just don't care about Drogo and the Gerber Baby. Though I grant you, "I told the Great Stallion to go fuck himself" was a pretty good line.
And I'm side eying their decisions to take amazing characters and turn them into caricatures- Jaime is zomgbloodthirstyey! Robb has the IQ of Swiss Cheese! Cat doesn't care about anyone but herself! Somehow. Or something. WHY??? WTF ARE YOU PPL THINKING OF? I HATE SHOW ROBB OMFG. *SOBBING AND WAILING* I WANT HIM DEAD ALREADY. I AM GONNA THROW A PARTY FOR THE RED WEDDING. Y'ALL CAN COME OVER AND I WILL HAVE KRAKEN RUM AND DORNISH RED AND LEMON CAKES.
Although, I admit I will totally not complain if the show avoids Meereen entirely. Juuuust saying. I hate Meereen. I am a mercurial fangirl.
Tyrion should've gone to Pentos with Shae. Also... did her coming out with Pentos of all things strike anyone else's ASoIaF conspiracy tuning fork? I wouldn't be shocked if she's been with Illyrio and/or Varys this whole time anyway but that made me think it more strongly.
So. Um. I think that is most of my feels. I'm now looking forward to True Blood because as stupid as True Blood is, I don't ever expect any better of it so I don't mind when its plot is running around like a lunatic v-addict shooting up crystal meth. I complain and then I drink more.
This season of GoT was a mixed up mess. I think this validates their decision to split books into two seasons and maybe to not stick to book==season. It was still fantastic in parts, just then other parts were so pastede in and made of wtf (Ugh brothel scenes. I love hot girls and sex but damn there's such thing as limits, y'all).
OTOH. I'm never going to be tired of Bronn, Tyrion, Arya, Sansa, or Charles Dance snarking at people. So there's that. I'm going to go have a few more drinks. >.>